Hazardous Material Tapes & CDs

THE NEW CD IS RELEASED! Original songs by Kip. X-Ray Me

The Barf Bag Special was so popular, Kip added more: Barf Bag #1 (3 CDs) is $47--you save $8. Barf Bag #2 (3 CDs) is $42--you save $8. The Whole Hawg (6 CDs) is $80--you save $25. That's like getting 1.4285714286 CDs for free!

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lkj Prices and Ordering Tapes $10 CDs & video $15-$20, as marked Shipping $5 per address for Priority Mail in the U.S., no matter what size the order (for foreign orders, it's $5-10 more; we'll email you with the balance due).  6% sales tax is charged on orders sent to Wyoming addresses. Our online shopping cart is powered by Paypal. You can pay by credit card or bank account. If you're not already a Paypal user, you'll be presented with an opportunity to sign up during the checkout process. Paypal also allows you to make a one-time payment without joining.  Curious? Find out more about Paypal here. If you'd rather use something other than Paypal, read this. Note: the Mail Order Gnome attempts to fill orders in a timely fashion, within the constraints of family, Day Job, and chasing Kip around the country to get more stock. Don't hesitate to email for updates on your order status. Album List Selected songs have mp3 samples; just click on the song name. Please note, the samples are temporarily offline (08/04/08). They will be back in a few days. X-Ray Me CD Live At The Casa Blanca VHS Live At The Casa Blanca DVD Barf Bag #1 Special *3 CDs at an $8 discount* Barf Bag #2 Special *3 CDs at an $8 discount* The Whole Hawg Special *6 CDs at a $25 discount* Hazardous Material 1 & 2 CD Hazardous Material 3 & 4 CD Hazardous Material 4 tape Hazardous Material 5 tape Hazardous Material 5 CD Hazardous Material Sicks CD Hazardous Material 7 CD Live At Teazer's CD But Seriously Folks... CD Hazardous Material Ate (8) Jess--For You CD--DISCONTINUED On Down The Road CD--DISCONTINUED kjh

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X-Ray Me (CD) $15
All original! All new! More serious, less raunchy! In stock.

	A raucous .95 hours  with crazy Kippy  at the Casa Blanca resort  in Mesquite, Nevada.

	A raucous .95 hours  with crazy Kippy  at the Casa Blanca resort  in Mesquite, Nevada.

	Hazardous 3/4 CD (reg. $20) Hazardous Sicks CD (reg. $15) LIVE! At Teazer's (reg. $20)

	Hazardous 1&2 CD (reg. $20)        Hazardous 7 CD (reg. $15)        But Seriously Folks CD (reg. $15)

	Hazardous 3/4 CD (reg. $20) Hazardous Sicks CD (reg. $15) Hazardous 7 CD (reg. $15) LIVE! At Teazer's (reg. $20) Hazardous 1&2 CD (reg. $20) But Seriously Folks CD (reg. $15)

Mahu from Oahu Something to Shoot Pissin' in the Wind Nyquil Blues How Can I Love You Entourage Idaho Spud If You Don't Like Hank Williams Swervin' in My Lane Lucky Last Night Rodeo Medley Pig in a Blanket Honky Tonk Asshole

Mama, She's Lazy Woman With A Gun All the Girls I've Loved Before Trashy Women Cheap and Superficial Drivin' My Wife Away Seven Spanish Omelettes My Favorite Drugs Lord, I've Played Some Shitholes Lovin' You

	I Got Dem Jimmy Buffett You  Can Stuff It Key West Calypso Blues Avacado Hair of the Dog Ptomaine My Liver Hates My Guts Hum a Few Bars Libyan on a Jet Plane It's Hard to Say I Love You Idaho Spud II Downtown	Reggae Momma Blow Me It was the Whiskey Talking, Not Me I Wanna Kiss Her Were You Born an Asshole? (The I-95 Song) If You Wanna Ski in Steamboat Pickin' Up Strangers Lookin' For Love Goin' Back to Texas Dolly Parton's Tits Penis

Reggae Momma Blow Me It was the Whiskey Talking, Not Me I Wanna Kiss Her Were You Born an Asshole? (The I-95 Song) If You Wanna Ski in Steamboat Pickin' Up Strangers Lookin' For Love Goin' Back to Texas Dolly Parton's Tits Penis

	Black Diamonds I'll Never Shit Solid Again It's The Little Things Working For The Japanese Stinky Stinky Fart No Way Jose Ask My Wife It's Not My Fault When The Shit Hits The Fan The Balad Of Abdul If That Ain't Love Ghost Yuppies

	Black Diamonds I'll Never Shit Solid Again It's The Little Things Working For The Japanese Stinky Stinky Fart No Way Jose Ask My Wife It's Not My Fault When The Shit Hits The Fan The Balad Of Abdul If That Ain't Love Ghost Yuppies

	Punish the Guilty Thank God I'm the President Perfect Lady Places I've Done It If You Won't Leave Me Alone Take It Easy Pains in Low Places Miles and Miles of Assholes God Bless Jackson Queen of the Rancher Bar Quaalude Adam Fireman Locals Don't Live Here No More Old Cow Pie Barnyard Animals

	Radio Friends Don't Let Friends Line Dance Can't call It Cheatin' Huggin' & Chalkin' I Always Get Religion When I Fly Don't Drive Past That Phone Booth Every Bone In Her Body I Am Woman Turn The Page Your Mind Is On Vacation If You Want To Be Happy Norman The Mormon I'm OK Your OK Corral My Redneck's Turnin' Blue Ballad Of The Pink Berets Light My Fart Valentine's Day

Welcome to Teazers Adopt A Highway Discovering Nyquil The Nyquil Blues Toast Norman The Mormon Loving You Cheap & Superficial Black Diamonds The Rodeo Song My Liver Hates My Guts Rogaine & Viagra

It's Hard To Say I Love You Willie's Guitar Opening For Willie The Hole Song Ghost Riders In The Sky Wyoming Love Song Officer Townsend Drinking & Driving Hat Libyan Folk Song Scotland Goodnight Teazers

Rock Springs to Cheyenne He's Got A Way With Women Mahu From Oahu Captive Bird Wyoming False Waltz Places I Done It If You Won't Leave Me Alone Whisper Softly Hangman's Blues Lord, I Wish Harley Made A Wheelchair

Just For You I Got Dem Jimmy Buffet You Can  Stuff It Key West Calypso Blues I Always Get Religion When I Fly Somewhere Up In Bismark On Down The Road ** Plus 2 Bonus Tracks From Kip's Live Album ** My Liver Hates My Guts Black Diamonds

Intro: "B.O."verture (Lucky West) Chow Mein (Lucky West/shelley Satonin/Tom Wolf) That Fat Gal of Mine (Merle Travis) This Ain't My First Rodeo (Kip Attaway) I'm a Boozer (Lucky West/Tom Wolf) 'Bout as Much (Duet with Pinto Bennett) Bad Hair Day (Ruth Gibson) UPS Lady (Kip Attaway) Wyoming Road Report/Winnebago(Kip & Lucky) Where's Virginia (Lucky West) Promises (Red Peters)* The Lines on My Forehead (Chris Wall) Both Sides Now (Lucky, Kip, Muzzie Braun) My Own Business (Kip Attaway) Boobies (Ted Jones/Bruce Wallace/ Willy Braun/Mark McCoy) Mike the Tiger** (Kip Attaway) Political Science(Randy Newman) High on the Hog(Kip Attaway) Thermopolis (Kip Attaway) Get the F*** Out (Red Peters*) Outro: "B.O."verture (Lucky West)

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NO LONGER AVAILABLE	Painted Lady Fudge Prairie Blues Whisper Softly Rock Springs To Cheyenne Wild Western Windblown Band For Little Jessie (She Knows Her Daddy Sings) Hangman's Blues False Waltz Just For You

NO LONGER AVAILABLE	Asleep At The Wheel Seeing Is Believing Ballad Of Spider John Hold The Bottle Marie The Ballad Of Joe Branick 18 Days And Counting Mahu From Oahu Bringing It Home To You On Down The Road

Alternate payment and ordering methods:

--If you prefer to use snail mail send Visa, MasterCard, or a check that won't bounce to the following address.
Make checks out to Jackson Hole Online, not Kip. Don't forget to add $5 for (U.S.) shipping or your order will be delayed. Please include your legible email address and phone number.

Jackson Hole Online
1170 W. Brangus Dr.
Jackson WY 83001-9241

--Call: 307.734.1049 (evenings are best; we're in the Mountain time zone) and try to catch a human.

--Email: sales@kipattaway.com.

Note: if you order from us, you're automatically included on Kip's email list (which is very infrequent) with news about gigs and new recordings. If you don't want to be on the list, just say so in the Comments field of the online order form, or include a note with your snail mail order, or drop us an email. We'll be happy to remove you.

Returns: we can only accept unopened items back, and you must contact Jackson Hole Online first for an RMA. In any case shipping charges are not refunded, and you pay to ship the item back. Don't worry, we've only ever had one return. Of course, any defective CDs will be cheerfully replaced.